REASONS TO DATE ME
- im really pretty if im the only one in the room and theres no one to compare me to
- really though i have nice hair and i’d let u play with it
- also nice lips
- im very nice
- id probably never make you feel bad abt yourself and if i did i’d apologize for like 3000 yrs afterwards
- i’ll laugh at ur jokes
- i’ll always want to make out or be touching in some way
- i wear lots of sweaters so im basically adorable
- i’ll love u a lot
how do boys look good without makeup
Because society hasn’t told boys they look bad without it
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.
i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
plot twist: santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family
Totally worth it.